OP replaces with Butter and ella. Seems doable.

I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.

See, the internet censors it for you; you don’t need to do it yourself! All I see is sh!t, p!$$, c**t, c0ckscker, m0th3rfuck3r, and tits.

Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂

Mmmm, corb

Also, toys. You can choose what size you prefer. This works in both same and different sex partnerships. Toys (in conjunction with an observant partner) are awesome. I’ve yet to meet a woman who was uncomfortable with us using toys together but have, unfortunately, encountered men who feel inadequate if toys are involved.

I got a solid five seconds of laughter out of this and am still fighting a little chuckle.

From the looks of things, someone already beat you to it.

I hope that’s not how they did it.

We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can’t have any dessert.

Who is this supposed to be? I can’t tell because the face is a normal size.

I think that’s the age I’ll turn next, but I kinda stopped remembering/caring once I hit 30. My advice is to not remember how old you are so that you have to do math to figure it out; that should discourage your friend from being bothered by how old he is. Instead, he can be bothered by the fact that he can never remember his own age. ;P

I’m not one, but there are people who don’t carry a wallet/cards anymore because they can (technically, assuming it works) do what they need with just their phone. I wonder how many people who fiddle with the app are like this and how many just don’t think to give up and use their card.

Mid-30s woman here, from western US. I call my mom any of the following, depending on mood/context:

• Mom
• Mommy
• Mama
• Ma (definitely can become Maaaaa at times)
• Uma
• Mother (usually in a jokingly stern tone)
• Her name (when she’s being particularly deaf)

I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.

I desperately want to unsee this and I hate the fact that I can’t.

Well, since he’s clearly unnamed, I’m naming him Speck.

I haven’t looked that good in a photo in ages; I’m glad they got my good side.

Based on the username and formatting of the title, I’m guessing OP’s native language may be Japanese, where questions are often statement+question word.

Shitsumon desu - It’s a question.

Shitsumon desu ka - Is it a question?

How appropriate to have posted it here. Are you cleaning up the hole place?