Okay, you’ve managed to convince me you’re trolling, so I’m going to leave it there. You do you boo.

Surely you can see why people would be sceptical of your claim? If I told everyone I have a talking dog, but whenever they ask for proof I tell them I don’t care to provide any, I wouldn’t expect them to believe me.

And yet you can’t produce any.

What do you imagine his intent could have been when twice performing a gesture that the majority of people will identify as a Nazi salute, other than him performing a Nazi salute?

I’m struggling to follow your logic there.

Lisa: By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock!

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?

Cows don’t look like cows on film, you gotta use horses.

The real Reddit 2014 memes were the friends we made along the way.

To be a bit of a pendant

To be a bit of a pedant, it’s pedant.

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

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There are 2 kinds of people in the world.

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Hei hei‽

Several games I’d have recommended have already been said, so I’ll chuck in a nod for Thomas Was Alone, incredibly moving despite the only ‘characters’ being a range of shapes.

Batmen?

“Keep that hair short”

I saw an opportunity for a Pulp Fiction quote and I took it. It did require a slight misreading of your comment, granted.

Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.

Are they also paying $57 for a service egg?