I think it was called ‘The Man Whose Brain Couldn’t Slow Down’

Hamas: Right, we need all the women and children to keep forcing the IDF to shoot them whilst trying to access essential food and supplies in supposed safe zones, to trick the world into sympathising with us. We are so dastardly.

Would that be your classic ‘meant to lose’ fight, usually against the big bad, which is technically winnable but the vast majority of players will lose and progress the story as planned? The example that comes to mind is Ghost of Tsushima, but it crops up in plenty of games.

Both things could be true.

Okay, you’ve managed to convince me you’re trolling, so I’m going to leave it there. You do you boo.

Surely you can see why people would be sceptical of your claim? If I told everyone I have a talking dog, but whenever they ask for proof I tell them I don’t care to provide any, I wouldn’t expect them to believe me.

And yet you can’t produce any.

What do you imagine his intent could have been when twice performing a gesture that the majority of people will identify as a Nazi salute, other than him performing a Nazi salute?

I’m struggling to follow your logic there.

Lisa: By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock!

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?

Cows don’t look like cows on film, you gotta use horses.

The real Reddit 2014 memes were the friends we made along the way.

To be a bit of a pendant

To be a bit of a pedant, it’s pedant.

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

Yesn’t

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There are 2 kinds of people in the world.

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Hei hei‽

Several games I’d have recommended have already been said, so I’ll chuck in a nod for Thomas Was Alone, incredibly moving despite the only ‘characters’ being a range of shapes.

Batmen?