This conversation is so clumsy and awkward. Why take a good joke post and make it so much worse?

Just gonna throw a random one out and hope it lands for ya: Raging Burrito in Decatur, Georgia. So good, so hefty.

Wait, why do you say this? I’m no Plex shill, this is disappointing news to hear and is the strongest push toward Jellyfin I’ve had yet. But they’re certainly a business with employees they need to pay, and their app has an objectively large feature set that needs to be maintained. Their employees deserve raises and benefits, and if costs are rising at the grocery store, they’re probably rising for businesses too. Why are we stupid to believe their financial burden is growing?

Is that what it actually means or what you expected it to mean given context?

What exactly is “raise your words” supposed to mean?

They often do it very loudly and sloppily and it’s just annoying/gross. Especially when they’re doing it a foot away from you right when you’re trying to fall asleep

Idk, Moo Deng chose Trump to win the election and I’ve honestly never forgiven her for what she did

I think they’re just pointing out how Trump is fully just running an ad for Tesla. The President of the USA is hosting an event to sell cars for a poor baby billionaire who’s had to reckon with the consequences of his actions. Groceries, housing, and healthcare are more expensive than ever, people are dying from preventable diseases and mass shootings, people are being ripped from bathrooms or their homes to prove they’re allowed to be there, and our fucking president is telling us to quit being whiny babies and buy $60k+ cars from an obscenely rich guy who deserves to be shot by firing squad.

Lmao ok this one got me good

I’m pretty sure this comic took its idea from an old vine

Am I dumb? I don’t understand this

I’m really sorry. This is a terrible situation for you - and your daughter.

I kept jumping back up to the top and trying to understand what was going on, read it like three times before I got to the last line and realized the context of the show was completely irrelevant and it finally clicked

This meme is basically nonsensical to anyone who actually knows these characters

Hard disagree my dude. I’m sure there are plenty of types of bread that don’t stand up to being frozen, but if you seal it from the dryness of the freezer, it’s an excellent way to preserve many breads. I bake my own and can barely tell a difference between a properly frozen and thawed loaf, and one that was baked a day ago.

Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

Ourgasm

Now this is shitposting

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Nah, delete this