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I wish I shared your outlook.
Nothing negative or positive was explicitly said about anything. It’s all interpretative.
That’s literally the joke. “Wife isn’t exciting, new computer is.”
80 bpm is typically lower than walking heart rate. It implies sex with wife is boring. Don’t feel bad, you’d be able to reach that conclusion, eventually.
Wife bad, haha.
I can’t recommend Pride of Baghdad by Brian K. Vaughan enough. Amazing graphic novel using a pride of lions to analyse human psyche.
No, you see, the vast bootlicking contingent in… checks notes… Lemmy will violently persecute the author. The subterfuge is paramount.
“I wield a monopoly on violence to uphold the status quo.”
I’m afraid to say I could not find a video saying those words, but I’m still treating this as false hope.
You might not like it, but that’s what peak performance looks like.
You read a different book than I did. Yaweh is vindictive as fuck.
I use it every chance I get.
And your emoji looks like is deep throating Shrek.
No, aren’t you paying attention? They’re making peace. No more beef.








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