Holy fuck, that’s a cursed hand.

Die, muthafuckas, die!

Can still hear it.

And do something cool, like Utah raptors shooting lasers from their eyes.

Your self-assessment of your knowledge of firearm safety is a danger to society at large.

Bravo. That’s exactly it. When he sees himself in his home videos being a total control freak, forcing his crying daughter onto the wooden horse he bought her, I think that’s when he realizes he is not fit for this world.

No, it was when he nearly muder-suicided his ex-wife and daughter.

It really feels like we’re in the middle of “They live”.

Terkw?. Twerk?

Thank you.

I don’t get it.

carved works

That’s sex toys, isn’t it?

This is a criticism of fellatio insistence.

Mix it with clay for authentic bone china.

There are two major kinds of avocado. The internet lost its shit about palta, famous for its use in Mexican guacamole. It’s about the size of a pear, with bumpy skin. Best served as part of savory dish (seasoned with salt).

The other one is bigger, rounder, and has smooth, shiny skin. Known as aguacate or abacate. Best served as a sweet dish. A banana+abacate+milk smoothie with a bit of sugar is delicious. Also eaten with a sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lime.

Using the “wrong” kind of avocado is possible, but requires adaptation and even then the results are sub par.

!orphancrushing@lemmy.world

WTF?!

I wish I shared your outlook.

Nothing negative or positive was explicitly said about anything. It’s all interpretative.

That’s literally the joke. “Wife isn’t exciting, new computer is.”