It really feels like we’re in the middle of “They live”.

Terkw?. Twerk?

Thank you.

I don’t get it.

carved works

That’s sex toys, isn’t it?

This is a criticism of fellatio insistence.

Mix it with clay for authentic bone china.

There are two major kinds of avocado. The internet lost its shit about palta, famous for its use in Mexican guacamole. It’s about the size of a pear, with bumpy skin. Best served as part of savory dish (seasoned with salt).

The other one is bigger, rounder, and has smooth, shiny skin. Known as aguacate or abacate. Best served as a sweet dish. A banana+abacate+milk smoothie with a bit of sugar is delicious. Also eaten with a sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lime.

Using the “wrong” kind of avocado is possible, but requires adaptation and even then the results are sub par.

!orphancrushing@lemmy.world

WTF?!

I wish I shared your outlook.

Nothing negative or positive was explicitly said about anything. It’s all interpretative.

That’s literally the joke. “Wife isn’t exciting, new computer is.”

80 bpm is typically lower than walking heart rate. It implies sex with wife is boring. Don’t feel bad, you’d be able to reach that conclusion, eventually.

Wife bad, haha.

Old habits…

I can’t recommend Pride of Baghdad by Brian K. Vaughan enough. Amazing graphic novel using a pride of lions to analyse human psyche.

No, you see, the vast bootlicking contingent in… checks notes… Lemmy will violently persecute the author. The subterfuge is paramount.

“I wield a monopoly on violence to uphold the status quo.”