I’ve actually added very low cost items to my cart, made sure free returns from Amazon only, and returned it. Two can play that game Amazon!

Your bottle has expired. And opened bottles expire within 6 months. https://www.thoughtco.com/hydrogen-peroxide-shelf-life-3975974 https://sciencenotes.org/hydrogen-peroxide-shelf-life-before-and-after-opening/

Redirect to home page and no results. However you can still do this in Google Search, diversity site:nih.gov

They are routinely wrong. And sometimes they list (in the US) things by unit instead of weight. I have reported many wrong listings like this. Always double check any label/listing because people are lazy at so many companies.

Ah yes, the famous classical painting titled “Drunk stripper falls over.”

Vaseline is just a barrier that keeps moisture from escaping, it’s called an occlusive. I would suggest using virgin coconut oil, shea butter or cocoa butter and having him wear Nitrile or vinyl gloves, latex will break down. Those 3 oils are an occlusive that have natural moisturizing and healing properties. Think of it as lip balm for your body.

Monk Hunk.

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Wait until the cats take over.

This is correct. The rule is, ‘anything you say to a woman must apply equally to a man’, if not, don’t say it. Try saying “hey, nice tits dude” and see how that works out.

App payments for those that are confused.

Who the hell doesn’t own a Sonic Shower? Thanks for killing the Earth, water waster!!!

I prefer to eat my pain naked.

Red because you are tired and sweaty from all that xmas shopping. Green because all the oligarchs have all your money now.

That’s because he does not want people opening the door to the sex closet.

Clearly butter is popular with beer drinkers. 2 cases of beer 2 lbs of butter, what a fun night awaits. Slip slidin’ away!

[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he’s cumming!

It’s to take your picture for the “database”, download your phone contents, and give you a thorough all over “feel up”.

Square Pizza = I hate my employees & I’m too cheap to give you full pizza. Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

You could add the mushrooms you find in the woods. :) And don’t forget the Pine Needle Tea.