I don’t understand why you’d drink a soy caffè latte, because I don’t understand why you’d drink a caffè latte, because I don’t understand why you’d drink any type of coffee.

Toss it in the metal heap at your local recycling centre. With the archaic units, it’s unusable anyway.

• I’ve read books.
• In multiple languages.
• And I can read musical notes.
• I’m a capable home cook.
• I’ve built stuff. Assembling IKEA furniture counts, right?
• My mum still keeps most of my paintings.
• If you can read this, you know that I can write.
• I can cut down vegetation.
• I can even dive.
• Yes, I open the camera app daily.
• There’s an app for that as well.
• I’m wearing my backpack already.
• Five of the seven continents (as many of us understand them culturally), so far.

Which is why I have an orgy every night.

I don’t know how you could possibly fit 999,999,999 people into an SSN, or even the entire current fleet of US SSNs. And I don’t know how reusing numbers will help, given the time to build a new SSN. But it will undoubtedly be a disaster for the USN and the US. Hopefully, some of us outside the US, will be alive to make memes about it.

Lies like this is part of the reason.

Some of us are given free meals to eat in our paid meal breaks.

Nothing fancy though. Most times, the chef only makes a starter or a dessert. Rarely both.

6dm

Also known as the Scandinavian mile. It is very commonly used in Sweden and Norway to describe long distances.

Before the introduction of the metric system, there were many local miles. Some a bit shorter than 10km, some a bit longer.

Fun fact: J’aime la France, but I’m neither French, nor British. I just try to emulate my spoken pronunciation in my writing.

If I were to write a programme where it would be typical to choose between units of measurement, which I’m not, the drop down menu would have a choice of “SI units” and “fuck no, you don’t get to choose!”