I was in Bozeman Montana for my wife college friends wedding. The night before we went out to a bar, the doorman got called away and I just started checking peoples IDs, except I was hammered and I’d just stare blankly at the Id look at them and wave them in. I thought I was hilarious as did my wife and the friends of the people getting married.

Just a bater now can no longer make yourself cum

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don’t

I did, that’s scarier than shitty sensors

I thought it was roads made for self driving cars

Izan - Nazi backwards Iz A Nazi or IzrAeli Nazi

I’m lucky my wife orgasms easily from PIV makes me feel like a champ but really it’s just her body that makes it happen.

He started off planning to recruit you for a $225k a year job working on logistics software, then he checked your GitHub and the offer is what it is.

Add another circle for autism

Would use 1/2 on ebooks, 1/2 on passible quality music I’d give up some quality for size reduction. I’d probably save a little space for a sudoku game.

Def not cast iron, cast iron is used for waste pipes and it’s brittle you could never get threads on cast iron. It’s actually steel even if we call it black iron. A lot of newer houses will run solid pipe from the main to a central location and build a manifold with corrugated steal (flexible pipes) run to the terminal points.

It’s always a cop, not a hitman

Even if you were retirement age that’s a bad idea

Identical twins wouldn’t make a baby either

One of my favorite things I’ve seen on the internet was a gif mashup of don’t stop me now with a gif of a porn where everybody looked coked out of their minds and this girl is dancing all crazy.

That’s a book for PHP devs

I’ve never met a wall that has told me they don’t like IPAs

As a person who likes IPAs and one of the things in the corner this meme is silly.

I can’t sleep unless I shower I just feel disgusting

Import it into access(Satan whispers quietly into you ear)