That’s a lot of words to say “please spit in my food”

Was hast du dann die 13 Jahre lang gemacht? Däumchen gedreht?

He could be a good big brother and help her out /s

He was a lousy shot, but a great butcher

You thought they would research how to make life better, while they researched how to get more value from the customer.

There are already plenty Pokémon porn games

Just see the whole thing from Joseph’s POV: Just after the “immaculate conception” three rich dudes with expensive gifts come around…

Could have been worse. He could have pitched a tent in the last picture.

I, for one, ain’t creeped out by fictional pedos while real pedos are in power.

No, I just think people have different taste and different thresholds when to call someone ugly

I have never heard a guy decline a girl because she is poor.

Because she is fat and/or ugly? Sure.

I also don’t think you should date someone you find ugly. While sex is not everything, it’s an important part in most relationships.

There are two ways to interpret this comic:

• men are incapable of giving complements for anything but looks.

• her looks are the only thing worth praising

The Evil Ampire gets bought by an evil empire. Huh.

He didn’t use an IDE, but I don’t remember what he tried. He also wasn’t a fan of googling stuff. Use the man pages and nothing else.

Here is my story:

There were console outputs after nearly every line. I asked about them: “Oh, I couldn’t get the debugger to work, so I print everything to the console”

This was everywhere. The whole program was like this. On a standard Linux machine. It wasn’t even remote debugging or something. Just a local C++ program.

The filenames where written in 8+3. Again, on a modern Linux machine. His answer? “You never know where we’ll port this software to”

Onto computers that were outdated decades ago? To embedded systems? Of course he had no answer for this except “just in case…”

I could tell you more, that software was the stuff for nightmares.

Wich was, sadly, 5 minutes later (these are not the right clothes for skateboarding).

It’s not that expensive if you use them as slave labor and ignore their human rights… Well, still expensive for the tax payers, but who cares for those peasants? /s

No.

Yeah, I wrote a comment recently how I would not be suprised by rich people hunting poor people for sports and this was mentioned as a reply.

Life is like: “bite the pillow, we are going in dry”

Might be the search function of a porn site. Or an uncensored image generator.