If you need me I’m at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.

I guess a normal game of monopoly, but everyone is armed with a knife and given a watertight alibi for the time.

“Are you sure you want to buy this street?”

I think I was around 26 when I started working.

Well, that really varies from person to person, doesn’t it?

My 30s were worse than my 20s.

Having to work full-time sucks.

It might be different for people who love their job or for those who are rich enough not to worry about work at all, but for me, the time when I had to work full-time was more or less the end of the ‘good times’.

A theocracy that only believes in Supply Side Jesus and ignores the real teachings of Jesus. The GOP would look a lot different if their religion wasn’t just a tool to manipulate their Christian base.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrawmanHasAPoint

Leads to

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog

To be fair, they all could have gotten the sword after siring an heir.

What better time is there to go on birth control than after you have the right amount of kids?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a. None, it’s a hardware problem.

b. None, programmers can’t fit in light bulbs.

c. 100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to debug the house.

d. None so far, but they’ll get to it Real Soon Now.

All answers are correct.

Sounds like Inception.

Oh yes, Inception would be a great Muppet film: at every level they go deeper, it switches between real humans and Muppets.

How you doing?

That’s why I mentioned that they finally reached human trials. That’s the last big step before they can be released. New technology needs time to go from the lab to practical use.

We are getting there. There are human trials for a medicine that regrows teeth and another that restores teeth.

Probably bad aerodynamic. Don’t they use something like that on the airport? Since they don’t drive far, aerodynamics are probably not that important.

Ah, easy fix there: half the income and the rest disappears on its own and the little guy can go on.

What do you think is the purpose of denying poor people health care, implementing hostile architecture, and eroding social projects? This has been ongoing for quite a while now.

Seriously, wishing for something the GOP is already working on with all they got. 🙄

There are mainly two big drives behind browsing today: horny and hate.

I’d be happy if more people browsed because of horny than hate.

You should have grown two for better chances.

I think the problem is that you think that, while a majority of people think little, if at all. Dumb people and kids for example.

There are enough people who just consume media without reflecting for ads to work, or ads would simply disappear. Companies know how to use statistics.

Khajit has wares if you have coin.