Won’t the goats just eat the blackberry bushes?

Nah fuck that I should be able to splatter paint and call it my work as well.

No sorry, you can’t paint like that. I patented left to right brush strokes.

You know I actually turned the notifications off on that app and I regularly keep my phone on silent… So even though I have used the app I don’t actually know what noise it makes.

Software is a maintenance role. Once the higher ups find out there is nobody to fix their shit when it breaks the jobs will come back.

I came into this post expecting an introspective discussion on OP’s life based on the title. I leave amused by the simplicity of reality.

My dog was actually never the same after Prednisone. She became completely incontinent. Kinda sucked.

We’re fucked

Been playing ff16 and the dodges in that game feel pretty clean

Use none of them. Embrace funny duck

Depose party

What? That’s not what happens. I’m a cook by trade. You would get fired so fast.

We just want to get through the day and remaking a dish and cooking it in the first place is no different.

All customers are assholes but I’d never mistreat their food.

Occasionally we get the odd tech update but they consider it basically finished now.

But the tl:dr is

• Bugs fixed

• Optimized

• Gameplay enhanced

• Dlc is amazing

Y’know they actually did

Nah you’re right. It’s overrated. It shaked the Zelda formula up and that’s all that people see in it. It has a ton of fun details in the world sure but let’s be honest BOTW has like 8 different enemies you will fight over and over. The shrines aren’t even a challenge after the first third of the game since you know the ins and outs of your abilities. Your abilities are all gained right at the start too and there’s no cool loot other than another bow or a random melee weapon.

The open world nature kills so much of the story pacing and cinematic elements we have come to expect from the series. Then there’s the whole no real dungeons thing. a Zelda dungeon used to be an all day affair. Took you hours with a challenging unique boss fight at the end. The beasts we got and the copy pasted phantom ganons were so lame.

I honestly feel like they serious took a dramatic dip in theming and focus with BOTW. It took a dramatic leap forward in innovation for the series but it really doesn’t feel like a legend of Zelda game anymore.

Tears of the kingdom is just The Legend of Zelda Nuts and Bolts. Change my mind

Boredom is your brain urging you too change your behavior. The magic of gaming will return if you take a nice break and focus on yourself and other things. At least it works that way for me.

That… Actually takes some skill to do

Cyberpunk 2077. It was hated on release but it really has made a comeback after 2.0 was released.

I think cyberpunk really puts so many triple A titles to shame when it comes to the quality of the characters and quests.

Dude I’m trans and hate the acolyte. It’s cause it’s shit not “woke”

There’s plenty of “non woke” media that’s shit too

Turns out if you write nothing but shit you get nothing but shit. This is a capitalism putting restrictions on the artist not our society.

It’s happened time and time again they force trends and focus tested ideas into the writing room instead of true passion. It will happen no matter the context. Shit media will just be shit media regardless of “wokeness” that’s just a current symptom of how we create media. It’s all for profit not for the sake of art.

That’s what you actually hate dude.

Add twitch integration. Viral success overnight