Only if you’ll shit my bed too <3
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Cake day: July 24th, 2023
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I’m a psychopathic dog molester
Please don’t take this out of context
What a ridiculous idea to put cheese underneath your beans. Only a demented madman would even consider such an idea. That’s just shitty, ruined cheese on toast…
Also the queen’s dead now so… yknow
WTF is “beans and toast”? The beans should be ON the toast
I’m in a similar situation - I badly hurt my best friend from school and we stopped talking. This was over a decade ago. I know from mutual friends that she’s moved away, she’s happy and has children now. Although I really regret how I acted, I think it’s best to just leave it in the past. No need to dredge up old pain for her just so I can feel better for apologising.
Idk if that’s the right answer, but it’s what I’ve chosen.
You’re not a good driver if you look at your phone whilst driving.
It’s best to just say “cross ant” because then people know you’re saying it wrong on purpose and you don’t have to feel bad about pronouncing it wrong
I’m quite certain this isn’t true. Not Trump’s writing style, plus it’s a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1110·1 month agoShift-1 is ! Shift-2 is "
That’s how it is on a standard British QWERTY keyboard.
~I’m assuming you’re American given that you can’t comprehend anyone’s technology or way of life being different to yours…~
“Listen to the prophecy, my child. When this candle burns out, I will have finished pooping. See you on the other side”
Ah, I see we’ve reached the stage were 90% of posts will now be complaining about Ed Sheeran. How Ed-citing!
When LGBT people say, “I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT”, we’re not saying please do even less. We’re saying, “please back up your superficial displays with real, meaningful support”. Do more, not less!
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, it’s our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, it’s our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, it’s our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, it’s our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, it’s our castle and our keep
I think you mean MEFA