Hava look at deez nuts gottem

Pretty sure it was in colour - wasn’t that one lion voiced by James Earl Jones?

And also, drinking more

One set of them walks on the ground, the other set swims

Hope this helps

My opponent when I play a EDH flicker deck:

Thank you for the concern but I am ok.

Chat, it’s normal to bleed every time you wipe, right?

Because it freezes well and is better for toasting. Nice bread tends to be a flatter oval shape which doesn’t fit in a toaster as well.

3 Menace 3 Society

You can’t make me become ungovernable, btich! I always do what I’m told!

* tips fedora *

m’roads

"Good morning

Did you know that you can send a greeting and the actual body of the request in the same message?

If you waste my time again I will scream.

Yours faithfully, NABDad"

Washing machines create rough towels. Rough towels create dry bodies. Dry bodies create soft towels. Soft towels go in washing machines.

First good thing the CIA have ever done

(JK, beer is nasty and fruity cider is much nicer)

Where’s the “toes of the hand” section?

The joke was that it’s Home Depot and they don’t have a home. Oh well, not every joke is a good one

Wait, how can you get a grinder from Home Depot if you’re homeless?

Let’s hope that one of the most important rules of both Christianity and Islam is that you shouldn’t have another god

Pregnant lady showing off she’s had sex so OP knows what he’s missing

Found the American