Give her a bang once so you can be comfortable and friends after.

fuck man. you made me hard.

I looked up birchwood. I don’t think they have them around here but we have bubba burgers which are also pretty good in their own way. far from smash burgers as they are cooked frozen and already formed though.

do you do them outside to get the high heat and smoke taken care of? griddle? cast iron pan? I’m just saying the best burgers I’ve ever had were an inch thick and raw in the middle and that’s hard to forget. damn I want a burger now. I’d happily try yours. depending on how old you are you may have never had a “danger” burger. they kinda went away in the late 90s with mad cow.

I just don’t understand smash burgers. I want my burgers moist and dripping down my mouth.souvide and sear, or sear a chuck steak and grind it if your super worried about food safety. I haven’t done either but they should be good. safe a juicy. full disclosure, I’m writing this from the shitter and there have been many more times today so food poisoning might be an issue for me or its ibs. dunno. I’m probably not going to pass a strict food safety thing.

my goal isn’t about ignoring the super rich. it was more about spending one day, Xmas day, thinking more about the poor.

I understand that. the Bible makes no such exceptions and probably couldn’t imagine what we have now. we should help who we can. we live better than any king in the Bible. I know about the disparity that exists now. my only point is that everyone here on lemmy is likely above the world median but acts like they are paupers because they compare themselves to celebrities. I hear Oxfam does good work if you don’t want to work locally. I’m down with eat the rich, just please don’t mistake yourself for poor if you’re not. if there wasn’t an ocean between the usa and Africa we would probably look at wealth differently. but all that said, of course the wealth graph shouldn’t look exponentially increasing, but for a biblical discussion I think you can ignore the top 5% as a historical anomaly ignoring the usury.

I mean it’s true. Nothing you ever do will matter.

Edit: Outside of luigiing, but that probably can’t work twice. And it probably does matter much either. I think the point is that it’s not what you can accomplish, which being rich in your eyes seems to make you more responsible for (you could feed a starving kid for 53 cents a day, but likely don’t ), but how you conduct yourself.

Anyway I do find it a little hypocritical that people here on lemmy complain about the rich when they have probably never missed a meal. Yeah, there are people that could feed most of the world, but I’m not addressing them.

No it’s not. Some dude is quoting the Bible. So no basis in reality. The quote generally talks about giving all your stuff to the poor and being a boon to humanity instead of keeping things for yourself, but I point out that people here have more than most in this world and I’m wrong?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_wealth_per_adult

If you’re on lemmy, you’re probably rich. Like worldwide rich.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17512040#%3A~%3Atext=Let's+put+the+world's+average%2Cbottom+of+the+earnings+league

Edit: Yall hating on me, just like any mf from Tajikistan hates you. Yeah. That’s a real country and 1% of your income could change their lives but you’ve never thought about it because you’re trying to keep up with the Joneses and thinking about Musk

it obv goes through the ether

its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.

nah. its the bafoonary, and the self centeredness and who he enables.

you’ll watch em someday, probably drunk and sad, but you’ll be happy you have them.

why doesn’t she just play in the NBA?

Yale makes a nicer keypad deadboot

because FUCK YOU.

yeah its overkill. any kind of timeline software would work.

I assume you mean while on a plane and not onto a plane. Also assuming you mean while on a public plane. Pretty sure masturbating while in public might be a bit illegal at least for dudes, and for anyone whipping it out to get off wouldn’t the exposing ones genitals in public just top it off?

I see you just trashing all kinds of tasty food here and then I realized who you are. lol. Makes sense now. Hope your doing better.