Stupidity*

Half way there

Jacking off the mayor

Take his cock

We’ll please it I swear.

Woah oh

Jacking off the mayor.

I knew a kid in high school who’s family had spent some time living in a van. I guess the kid had an ongoing joke that they ended up in the van because his dad refused to learn java. Kinda funny, kinda sad. Couldn’t help but think of that when I saw this.

This is pretty fucking terrifying. Especially when you start consider how it would propel itself.

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Does this feel a little peanuts?

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You’d need the suit to allow you to “float” inside or it. Air gapped, and rubber suspension? Maybe some kind of a liquid, but it would probably just allow for more transference?

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Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.

Technically, we were the first to make any Cannabis legislation, in 1619.

Only problem, it was to force folks to grow it.

Weird.

Seems the church was the first to ban it’s use in 1484, does papal law count? Not sure on Tony’s Sources.

Wouldn’t “Putting the Pop in Popeyes” make more sense and less hassle?

Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?

Lol’d at this. Great job.