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I learned my email was hacked when my hacker kindly let me know he hacked it. “Hi I just hacked you email you should probably change your password.” Yep. My internet activity is so pathetic and fruitless a hacker had pity on me.

It feels so real in how disappointing the experience becomes for the straight characters. That would be my reaction if I went into that thing to be frightened, and I get David S. Pumpkins instead. By the way, you’re not alone as I read years ago that Tom Hanks doesn’t get it either.

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