I’m an American who is decent at German, living back in the US again. I set whatever I can to German to maintain my exposure to it, sometimes to my own confusion and detriment

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this

My wife coaches high school field hockey. She told me how one day she overheard them talking about how one of them lost their work on a homework document and had to start over.

One of the girls said “you just gotta get in the habit of clicking the blue square”, which the others were confirming is the thing to do. So then my wife asks “blue square, what do you mean” and another clarified “the save button”.

They had no idea what a floppy disc was

I, too, have a small child

Didn’t say which Monday

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they’re all unrelated, woof.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time

I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September

I do this too. Then I discovered spindrifts and find them fucking delicious, so I started making my own spindrift at home by squeezing fresh lemons or limes into a cup before filling with homemade soda water.

I haven’t actually done the math but I think this system is more economical than bulk-buying cans of spindrift

Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

Haha I’m saving this image

Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen

Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars

I have a kid and I feel this way.

To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.

It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.

Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.