Motorsports are boring, i dont care how fast ur cars are.
(she/her)
Motorsports are boring, i dont care how fast ur cars are.
Climbing 89° slopes because they crave that mineral
Why are you people so invested in OP having sex he doesn’t want to have with a woman ten years his junior in a way that’s clearly not transparent about intentions?
Are you illiterate? He doesn’t want to do that, and besides, it’d be a shitty thing to do to her.
Don’t worry about the downvotes, there’s some real fucking creeps here on lemmy. I saw a thread full of guys telling another user not to worry about their middle aged dad being with a literal teenager a week or two ago.
How does that even happen??? Spend a lot of time licking your feet?
Let big corpo tell you whats true and whats not goyim
Alright uncle Cletus, it’s time for your nap. Don’t forget your antipsychotic cyanide pills 🥰
Hey OP, I hope they fix the bungee cord around your neck 🥰
No, really, watching your severed head fly hundreds of metres while the rest of your corpse splatters against the rocks would be a far less unpleasant image than contending with the fact that a racist wankstain like you is wasting our oxygen. Also funnier than anything you’ve posted.
That makes sense, but wouldn’t that only be a problem for the astronauts who have a phallus?
Hasn’t forgiven you? A quick wit like yours is probably why she married you. That’s hella rizz.
I have a mate who’s obsessed with this game. He made a mod for Age of Empires II that replaces the villagers with zoombinis.
Tbh I’m a lot more antisocial here
It only really comes off as weird when they’re used as nouns. As adjectives they’re generally pretty unobjectionable.
Casual erasure of post-op trans people is really fascinating to me. Like, how did our culture shift from the first thing people think about trans people being “have you had tHe sURgErY yet???” to “if you have a vagina and are a woman you are cis”?
Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve done a Reddit Atheism™, but the same could be said for the garden of Eden.
Someone who covers her drink when you enter the room
Yes, I understand that there’s a lot of popular misconceptions regarding virginity and female genitalia and that my joke plays off of them. I am a woman and I don’t need this explained to me, thanks (though I suppose your contribution is helpful for anyone unaware of this).
> “shield maiden”
> look inside
> lacking her maidenhead
It’s what Apple uses the super key for. Most keyboards have it.