I wasn’t going to get a switch 2 before this announcement but now they’ve got me pegged.

No more merciful beheadings? We’re going to need more spoons.

Even if he bathes every day, can you imagine how sweaty that suit must get? He probably does smell like a gym bag.

Inconceivable!

maps without New Zealand

Boy!

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Hell yeah, haven’t made a donut in a while and I have some downtime. Gday mate!

I hope you touch wet food from the sink

is this spudnik?

that eraser is coming off and put back on many times. like, all of the times.

idk like eleven?

If you lift it by the handlebars the platform is free to swivel around, the platform can swing unexpectedly fast, it prefers to be inside your ankle.

I forgot about her after she left the Trump camp.

Yeah, i’m not even mad about that one. Incredible OPSEC and propaganda.

Your tongue does not use different parts to taste different things. They taught that shit at school, they had infographics and everything. Also food pyramid is false, carrots do not improve night vision and you most certainly use nearly all of your brain, though i will concede that MAGAs may be only using 10%. I use arch btw.

the temp of the ground water starts dropping significantly this time of year

Whenever I feel this way I remember the inspiring words of Bingbong from Inside Out who said “I think it’s gunna work this time” and “Take her to the moon for me”.

don’t let Elizabeth Bik see this, I don’t want to see the truth

when it was the wrong server and you’re hoping it comes back up before 5 minutes and nagios starts sending alerts