🎼 And nuclear winter for everyone else 🎶

Look at this guy, still believing in the “round earth” theory in the year of our Lord 2026

I make a dime, boss makes a buck

That’s why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

According to Steam, it’s Skyrim at 788 hours, followed by Crusader Kings II at 615 hours, followed by Skyrim at 522 hours.

Honestly though it’s probably Pokémon FireRed, my first ever save was over 500 hours when I eventually reset it, and that’s not counting all the hours on an emulator

“Oh, so you’ve got a collar with my name on it? 😉”

(I’d never actually be that bold in person)

This might be the first time I’ve seen anyone reference it online and that’s a tragedy

Forget identifying protestors by face, by tattoos, or by gait; we’re identifying them by bulges now

I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for “fourthmeal”

Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it

Idk about laughing, but I’m sure someone is making some kind of noises

Ligma parasitic microorganism

No, wait, don’t do that

If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

It’s me. Dump your socialist boyfriend so I can be his rebound relationship

Well my pull request simplified all time zones to just UTC +8:45 so we never have to worry about it again

Give me a few months and I’ll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron