A guy was drinking and eating people’s food at a job I had.

One day someone peed in a pepsi can and put it back in the fridge.

Later the guy comes out of the kitchen screaming he’s gonna punch whoever did that.

The Big boss comes out of his office and asks him why he drank someone else open can? And when he almost got calm the boss told him to leave and never come back, since he said he would hit someone and that taking sips out of others drinks was unsanitary.

It was soooo funny to see him leave in rage, hit the store sign and hurt himself doing so.

The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job. The boss told him “next time to come to me before taking drastic actions” and all was swell.

In the end it was a beautiful day!

Oh, but they will save money doing it right ?

The cost alone is astronomical and the people they kidnap might not be paying taxes or shit but I’m sure it’s less money over their lives than one day of raid with 60 armed men all geared up.

The fachist… I mean, the cops hate Wemo cars. They can’t arrest the driver when they are pissed. Would not put it past them to light them on fire.

In glorious 256 colors !

I had a IoT device “lightbulb” that would trim any spaces left after the passkey, problem being I intentionally had a blank space at the end of my passkey. Took a while to realize till I counted the little stars hiding the recorded passkey.

US only and still 30$ to 70$ per session !

Ok so if I can’t afford to find even a simple therapist finding a good one lol !

Always those with money giving life advice.

The lead helps to create a super white white.

https://youtu.be/uBEL3YVzMwk

The talking piano… I fail to understand it’s words but nice video.

Price per 100g should not change.

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Nice idea.

And I love the theming options such as transparency. I fell in love with Yakuake a loooong time ago and still love it ! Autohide on outside click and multiple tabbed terminals in the same super easy access window.

If you drop it just right you will instantly be fluent in the cursing language.

Now his life insurance should consider pre existing condition of being a shitbag CEO to deny it.

Or commonly named Poseidon’s touch.

My friends high end sony system with square speakers (yeah I’m old) kept poping the speaker coils out of their sockets at 70% power. His 600$ sony dvd player would not play burned DVDs. My Phillips amp would power my realistic home made speakers up to 100% and they could still take a lot more (200W RMS amp and 275W designed speakers) and my weird named 65$ DVD would even play DIVX movies on burned DVDs. Fuck Sony.

Act II: Can’t go back in my ass.

Can’t go back in my ass !

He apparently was rejected from his shooting group due to inability to aim.

You have a proof ?