

Coming to America. I tried to watch porn and it was blocked in Virginia. I’m in Maryland


Coming to America. I tried to watch porn and it was blocked in Virginia. I’m in Maryland


Hmmm, I put things into the meetings?


I premature ejaculate daily.


Learn to merge. When the exit ramp comes and the right lane slows, pass in the left lane and move the fuck back. You know what happens when you left lane camp, road rage and everyone speeds up to zoom in the right lane causing a danger to everyone els. Because your ass can’t merge and feel you’re special to be in the left lane does not mean you’re right for thinking you’re doing the speed limit. If someone wants to go fast to pass you doesn’t mean you’re the traffic police to block them and cause the speeder to road rage even more. Left lane camping causes road rage and is unsafe.
People in their big SUVs were running over their kids in the driveway so a Mazda miata has a camera now. Similar to people in their Ford exploders that were rolling over because they didn’t check their tire pressures and the negligence of Firestone causing tires to seperate, so they now have tpms sensors.
Virtua Fighter is my favorite. Simple 3 button layout and all reflex. It’s intuitive and you don’t have to remember a shit ton of moves.


I hope my balls are clean after I shower.


Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egos 🙄
Most womens orgasms are from clitorial stimulation, according to the nerds that edit Wikipedia.


The one bumper sticker that says self control 😁


Remember when they said something about pedophiles under pizza place in Washington and said it was Hilary or something


Reliable, bot boring
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It


This has to be fake
Fluid dynamics in a turbine or torque multiplier with the stater. Turbines uses the fluid to spin up and they usually have a lockup clutch for cruising. Torque converters are usually smoother but don’t deliver the full power right away, which is why some prefer a manual. Double clutch trannies are another beast which I love on my vw. I would assume the cvt takes the place of the clutch in the torque converter?
Standing here in the kitchen, cooking and reading this made me LOL.