I vote for: 2:47:18.987 and 9:51:43.051

Makes you concentrate on driving! /s

All I can say is: Take my money!

How stupid of WF.

Space Balls

Cooperation is the secret.

If anyone thinks about trying something, setup a private meeting with them.

I’ve heard that quiet publication of the results of that meeting (whatever you choose to make those results) can be a great deterrent to others with similar ideas.

Welcome to the world of now.

I was going to suggest using dynamit. /s

Kangaroo obviously.

Oh, so it’s Management they would be making.

A lot of people are already living in: Leisure Suit Larry

My partner wants to know: How many stitches?

So it’s just the number 95% . . . Cause I know I’m batting a 1000 on this idea 🏏.

I feel like I’m being told something. . .

Does subliminal advertising actually work?

Undefined term - “long term”. Management doesn’t know what that is.

Well, if you want more information: Biosecure Cow Cremator.

Note, there are two sizes available!

Living on a farm tells me: Animal Carcass Disposal Options Rendering • Incineration • Burial • Composting

We almost never lost an animal (200 head of beef cattle), but even the best cared for animals past away eventually.

I know where you can rent saws from; not sure about the “first half” of that step. /s

Shakes fist at TSA.

Sorry to hear it didn’t work out as planned for the two of you.

IMHO, relationships should not be about one persons happiness/goals/etc over the other (i.e. wives are not more important than husbands or vice versa). The item mentioned in the original post isn’t going to change anything in their lives (other than bringing one of them a bit of joy).

No complaints here; I just want the wife’s to be happy.

Or Cancun (heard that from someone named Ted).

I agree (and realize) that a simple holiday wouldn’t fix the many ills of our “election system”. Just thought it would help. I’ve heard that England has at least a week to vote [hope that’s true]. Anything that would make it easier and more convenient to vote would be a great help (not suggesting making the process less secure).

The reasons I was given for first Tuesday in November are:

1. After “pay day” at beginning of month (not everyone gets paid on the first of the month though).
2. So you will be sobered up from your weekend drunk.

The idea behind #1 is that it should be harder to bribe you if you have recently been paid. The reason behind #2 is that you will be sober when you vote.

Also, in my state at least, alcohol sales are prohibited while the polls are open for voting.