What makes you think it’s an act?

TMI, TMI!

Piping hot!

All the ones I’ve been in have.

Now you’re talking!

That’s the only “cooked cabbage” I’ve heard of; can’t say I care for it, but my partner likes it.

All that icky transmission fluid was limiting the performance of the transmission (I’m sure). /s

I’ve never considered cooking coleslaw . . . the things I’ve been missing in my life.

I vote for: 2:47:18.987 and 9:51:43.051

Makes you concentrate on driving! /s

All I can say is: Take my money!

How stupid of WF.

Space Balls

Cooperation is the secret.

If anyone thinks about trying something, setup a private meeting with them.

I’ve heard that quiet publication of the results of that meeting (whatever you choose to make those results) can be a great deterrent to others with similar ideas.

Welcome to the world of now.

I was going to suggest using dynamit. /s

Kangaroo obviously.

Oh, so it’s Management they would be making.

A lot of people are already living in: Leisure Suit Larry

My partner wants to know: How many stitches?

So it’s just the number 95% . . . Cause I know I’m batting a 1000 on this idea 🏏.

I feel like I’m being told something. . .

Does subliminal advertising actually work?

Undefined term - “long term”. Management doesn’t know what that is.