As someone who has literally never bought any software at all, ever… I just get the stuff I need whether it is free or not. I don’t care if it is freeware or not actually

The one we live in, where software is being sold to consumers with terms of service that say customers don’t own the software they bought.

No one would have any teeth

Which is what workers at McDonald’s in other countries make per hour, not including benefits. Oh, and the food is cheaper than in the states too.

“Rising wages causes inflation! Increasing minimum wages causes inflation!”

8 months later:

“Inflation caused by corporations increasing their profit margins.”

Nothing to see here folks

Ohhhhhh!!! Ok I finally get it

Nah man this is how I meet all the hot chicks

Lol i mainly buy new clothes for work and that’s it and everything else is second hand 😂

People already do wear uniforms in a way. Have you ever been to a school or university. Any gathering of young people. Heck, go to a senior center and many of the clothes the old folks are wearing are all the same. I’m thinking high waisted polyester pants my great grandad used to wear lol.

And that damn Lulu Lemon yoga pants craze everyone just had to have.

Humans feel a deep desire to fit in and conform to their cultural norms. I’ve also seen studies where people who wear new clothes are seen as more intelligent, more competent, more hard working, more beautiful, etc compared to people who wear old clothes.

Took me a minute. I guess Santa let the elf borrow the sleigh?

This would be funny if it weren’t 100 % true

I don’t think I have ever seen a zombie before actually.

Including the skin?

That’s utterly ridiculous

Eyelash mites that we all have

You are incorrect, but I don’t really care that much

Does this mean that for every human that disappeared there should have been massive piles of bacteria and shit left where they were last standing

I’m pretty sure you are wrong about that. Gold is one of the best conductors, it is extremely malleable, used in dentistry and medicine, electronics, it even protects against radiation.

Gold is extremely useful, just an fyi you are incorrect

Don’t forget to check your tires people that’s a lot of torque

Edit: wherever the rubber meets the road

Can’t AI aggregate the data on triage outcomes to prioritize larger scale emergencies… it has to be useful somehow I would think