…Dad?

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

Although somewhat unrelated, I thought this excerpt from the article was interesting and sad.

Asked in an interview if he regrets Balatro’s success, he replied: "Honestly, yeah. Don’t get me wrong - this has changed my life in a lot of amazing ways. I’m so grateful. But I do miss that time before. It was just a hobby that recharged my batteries. Sometimes I think, ‘Maybe I would’ve been happier if I had never released this game to the public.’

The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that smoking (including exposure to secondhand smoke) is linked to around 480,000 deaths per year in the United States.

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), roughly 40,000 people die in motor‐vehicle crashes in the US each year.

Smoking accounts for roughly 12 times more deaths annually than motor vehicle accidents in the US

I feel seen.

I have a couple of MagSafe powerbank from them which I love, but no wall chargers.

Sounds like it’s maybe defective. I don’t have that one specifically but I have several of their chargers and power banks and I’ve never had issues with them.

When I searched for the quote, the only result was this:

https://github.com/Xyphyn/photon/blob/36f8a87b95d0b6b6689c43cff09f08ddc13cd355/src/lib/util.ts#L37

My guess is that they wrote those themselves.

Do you know where you are?

Some people think water tastes better crunchy

So good! I love that I’ve got a ton of time in the game and there are still so many secrets and things I don’t know.

Gotta cough to get off 🤷🏻‍♂️

!remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

It said “yeah”.

Double checkmate.

I just asked it and it says that it can.

Checkmate.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

He’s high as balls

callback executed

💃