Spelling it different is like crossing your fingers behind your back. WW3 confirmed.

Thank you for this

I mean, the German has a point

Yes, the Nazis were very bad and I’m glad the Soviet Union defeated them instead of joining them and carving up Europe together

Three cheers for murder

If they poison your food that’s going to show up on toxicology, if they smother you with a pillow they’ll probably get away with it

If you had watched the video you would know it’s Fabulous

Godspeed, brave culture warrior. Stay away from any windows.

Ain’t that the truth

I actually kind of like this way better

Do you mean they’ll probably just keep it all for themself? If so then you’re right, that’s something you would have to consider.

Structuring it to avoid having benefits clawed back does seem unethical but I would honestly do the same.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with leaving everything in the hands of the most capable child along with the clear understanding that they’re now the one who is responsible for looking after the family.

It’s a trap!

No, it was sarcasm

This is the one, OP. Enjoy it while it lasts, some day this stuff will be restricted by treaty inshallah.

Not madness or absurdity. Was it absurd for Hitler to invade Poland and France or for Saddam to invade Iran and Kuwait? With the benefit of decades of hindsight we can say that it didn’t work out for them, sure, but these were deliberate and calculated moves made by serious men. Absurdity is taking the word of an enemy dictator at face value.

A fascist doing fascist things, Make Russia Great again. He thought it would strengthen his position, he thought it would be easy, and he thought he could get away with it.

Fascist dictatorships openly make false statements all the time, often to hide their real intentions. Russians go along with it because of some combination of fear, nationalism, nostalgia, and actually being in favor of fascism.

It’s capitalism’s fault they became communist

I think those cover illness and accidents