Great taste but awful execution.

Also the guy who invented it learned the practice from a ghost during a seance

The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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When I was in 8th grade, my school district furloughed over 100 teachers at the same time the superintendent was getting a heated marble driveway installed at his house.

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

It takes a lot more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple layers of tracking to enforce the ban.

An IP ban is just layer 1. You’ll have to change your IP address and your location.

After that, they use fingerprinting data. It’s actually terrifying how much a website can gather on you. They know what devices you use, screen resolution, operating system, hardware specs, browser cache, cookies, what fonts you have installed, basically everything about your phone or computer can be tracked with browser fingerprinting.

After fingerprinting, they track your habits on the site. What subs your old account was subscribed to / active in, what kind of stuff you upvote and comment on, how you “talk” in comments, hell probably even your typing cadence.

Your best bet would be to stay off the site for a few months, and use a new device with an anti-tracking browser and a “residential” VPN.

OR… You can just hang out here and help this community grow. Reddit sucks balls now anyway, help us make a better one.

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

Look up Pi-Hole, it’s an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Complaining about something free and optional is wild