I really like 4.

Mainly for the reason that it auto rotates the pencil lead every time you lift it off the page; thus preventing flat spotting your handwriting

Who let’s an ambulance shut down a kegger?

Sounds like we’re drinking in their honour now lol

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Thank you for explaining the punch line

You must be fun at parties

Better than the wrong side I guess 🤷

Born without wisdom teeth…

Not sure if that makes me more evolved or less lol

I’m the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

299.99$ and can connect with the cloud

He attributes the style choice to his wife and daughter suggesting the jacket.

Gatekeeping it to people that ride is lame and antiquated

Haven’t heard a peep about him and scientology since scary movie clowned on him in like 2006

At least cruise learned to shut the fuck up and stay in his lane

I absolutely fucking hate that I can’t say you’re being a bit overkill.

What the actual fuck

This but opposite… It’s -35° today. Cold enough most cars won’t start unless they have a block heater…

I got a slurpee for lunch. I never giving it up. You can’t make me

Grew up in death valley (50+°C in summer)

Moved to northern Canada (-45°C in winter)

Sometimes humanity is just stubborn. You just a acclimate over time

It was nice of kim Jong to Un ban them lmao

It’s uncomfortable seeing Xi with an actual jawline…

-40° and a newborn say otherwise

No but it does come in a 2 pack with :

Fuck you for this