This but opposite… It’s -35° today. Cold enough most cars won’t start unless they have a block heater…

I got a slurpee for lunch. I never giving it up. You can’t make me

Grew up in death valley (50+°C in summer)

Moved to northern Canada (-45°C in winter)

Sometimes humanity is just stubborn. You just a acclimate over time

It was nice of kim Jong to Un ban them lmao

It’s uncomfortable seeing Xi with an actual jawline…

-40° and a newborn say otherwise

No but it does come in a 2 pack with :

Fuck you for this

Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?

As many women as he has mudflaps maybe…

I’m the Forman at my metal shop… If you’re not swearing in front of customers I don’t give a fuck.

As long as you keep a cool head and pay attention to who’s in the building, I’ll let you get away with most things

Not even what the lawsuit is about… It’s the creature capture mechanisms that they feel infringed on.

Slept through my alarm this morning and walked out to my car with a flat tire.

Not as bad as the lemmings that got it stolen today tho

‘free water dispenser at your house’

You still get a water bill my dude, cheap isn’t free… Also OP is upset at the loss of convenience, not access.

This. Those machines are nearly impossible to properly sanitize when you’re NOT underpaid and overworked…

Can’t imagine when they are

Avast ye scurvy bitches. Shiver me portside and buckleswash the poop deck

This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here

You can imagine why lmao

Ehhh, more of an artsy psychological thriller imo.

Patterson and Dafoe are brilliant in their mania though.

If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’