With no context whatsoever my first thought was it was one of those “uh oh, if the thermal paste is on my hand, then that must mean I accidentally put the cum on my cpu…”
I will be deleting this shortly I am sorry
Edit: Most upvotes I’ve gotten on Lemmy. Listen to the guy below. Live your truth, lemmings.
Dude could’ve gotten vanilla anywhere, but instead spent his time and energy to go on a quest with his friend to get the ice cream he really wanted. Then he booted him for wanting a “plain” flavor. YTA.
Black and White for sure. I still get nostalgic for that one.
I swear to God I’m not trying to be a dick, but just so you know the phrase is “for all Intents and purposes.”
Good. Read, Thanks!
Hey if it’s dinner time and I didn’t feed her that’s on me. I’m cool with it.
Ah, shit. You are correct my ass was too stoned. My bad.
The Baptist church is the grift. As is the majority of modern organized religion.
They’re grifting grifters. I see no problem.
I love 2.5 hours before it goes off. I tend to wake up dead to the world be it 5:30am or 7am. At least at 5:30 I can indulge my want to go back to sleep…
ChatGPT rewrite this already well laid out explanation
I … I don’t get it. Is it Toes instead of toast? I read this sentence and know it’s funny, but I cannot for the life of me decipher why.
I agree. Hence the quotes.