Let us stop talking falsely now, the hour is getting late.

That’s how we’ll end up in the Gattaca timeline.

I don’t believe you can figure out the water content of a living human. And if you can, I don’t want to know how.
You could just weigh a mummified body instead, figure out how much a living person of the same sex and height would weigh, and the difference would be water. (Not accounting for the internal organs that were removed during mummification).

They will pay you for 30 minutes. The workload will be orders of magnitude more than that.

Greek, Latin, French were once important languages, yet no-one ever called them easy. English seems easy to you because you’re used to it. The grammar, especially the tenses, are extraordinarily hard to get right and I would comment a lot more if I knew which fucking tense to use when.
To illustrate: English grammar links to “English verbs,” a huge Wikipedia article on its own, which then branches further out to stuff like “Simple past” with their own Wikipedia pages. You - you realize other languages don’t have something similar, not because they are necessarily less spoken, but because they don’t need it?

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There is karma on Lemmy?

Not unlikely at all if it’s a European beach.

“I am a lifeform.”

That is quite amazing.

I tend to disagree. I for one can tell a person’s age primarily by their necks. There’s a reason scarfs are so popular among over-40s. For the face, there’s make-up and botox.

Abyssinian later then.

Yeah, but this way, you can share with a friend.

Back when “hard as a rock” could be taken literally.

Or, for another perspective: In terms of population, Ohio and Belgium are pretty much equal, but in terms of area, the former is 4x as large.

Then what does Dogullus mean?

Nobody goes to these places anymore, it’s too crowded.

Same. Plus I once strangled a chicken in a very brightly lit room surrounded by pitch-black night outside, thinking the blinds had been lowered. Well they hadn’t.

Tell me about it. On most days, it contributes about 50% to my grocery bill. But I just can’t resist the taste of freshly sliced cheese.