I guess they’re attractive.

For some reason,

Money. It’s money.

Honestly, with that return you could just take out your initial investment and have the rest gamble on big for free.

Baba Is You!

Crazy.

That’s fucking nuts.

It is insane to me that the teachers have to pay for any of it.

IMO this is the major flaw. Tariffs could work in practice, but you’d have to announce them way ahead of time to give local businesses time to fill in the gap. Otherwise you’ll get what happens now.

Have you tried stacher.io ?

Stacher.io can download from nearly any source.

Any body of sufficiently rapidly running water should suffice.

Jackie Chiles

Being an adult is saying “It’s a bit hectic right now, but next week it’s gonna calm down” over and over until you die.

What are you inferring?

My driving instructor told me that you should blink to indicate that you’re now going to move when changing lanes (exceptions excluded). So check if you’re safe to go, and if you’re sure, use the short blink and go.

Different folks, different strokes.

Are you familiar with the concept of debt?

Well, this is actually something ChatGPT is great for:

*Can you generate a list of 20 sentences in the same vein as these two:

What sorcery is this?

Even kings never knew such luxury…*

Absolutely! Here’s a list of 20 sentences in a similar whimsical, dramatic, or regal tone:

1. Is this the work of ancient gods?

2. By the stars, what marvel lies before me?

3. This surely belongs in legend.

4. Not even emperors dreamt of such splendor.

5. What manner of enchantment is this?

6. This defies the very laws of nature!

7. Even the heavens would weep at such beauty.

8. Was this forged in the heart of a dying star?

9. A treasure fit for the halls of Valhalla.

10. This is the stuff of forgotten prophecy.

11. The ancients whispered of wonders like this.

12. Not in a thousand lifetimes could I have imagined it.

13. The bards shall sing of this day.

14. Surely, this was touched by divine hands.

15. The very fabric of reality trembles before it.

16. Even the moon would blush in its presence.

17. This belongs not on earth, but in dreams.

18. A miracle, wrapped in velvet and starlight.

19. What alchemy wrought this wonder?

20. Even time itself must pause to behold it.

Want it to lean more fantasy, sarcastic, poetic, or sci-fi next time?

Plato is absolutely shredded.

Unless you’re a concrete salesman, of course.