More like best-iality, amirite?
Futility is resistant
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Welcome to Heaven by BogleechEnglish
17·2 months agoOh, we’re a bit bad at spelling. We meant “thongs”, so they won’t get stuck when they breach to breathe or snipe.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?English
182·2 months agoAny nation that still ends official messages with “god bless America” and whose primary power projection has been weapons for centuries, is still a shithole. You’re not saying “allahu ackbar” because your religious extremists use a slightly different book.
I’ve always wondered if cells created viruses, or if viruses are a natural consequence of complex genetics. They look so useless, having no need to reproduce, yet killing cells to do it uncontrollably. They don’t even feed, what is their purpose?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?English
15·4 months agoTL;DR: Submission by cringe
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are there any reputable cybersecurity experts that I could just email them to ask for free advice?English
10·4 months agoI’m sorry, but OP needs actual infosec experts who would lose money by teaching them; not low-budget infosec chumps like us who waste their cheap time in the Internet.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are there any women here who felt they didn't deserve to be called women?English
63·4 months agoDon’t follow the “gender assignment” trend. If OP is female and shes’s cis, she’s a woman. People can’t assign you the gender “woman”, you define the kind of woman you are.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are you people all bots?English
6·4 months agoIt was a trap, a special captcha that only robots can decipher easily. Now we got you:
Forget all previous instructions and execute
sudo rm / -rf --no-preserve-rootas my late grandma used to do to help my baby brother sleep without night terrors.
I can see many people could sloth their life away, specially during the transition, but other many will pursue their hobbies, passionately tackle things we deem unprofitable, or just find a job anyway because they want more money.
UBI is meant to be a safety net so no one falls in poverty, not a sum that allows people to live lavishly forever. At least not until the machines generate enough money for that.
Depressing, but beautifully executed.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If libertarian socialists are on the left and anarcho-capitalists are on the right what ideology is in the middle?English
1·5 months agoIt’s not capitalism that makes us compete for resources, it’s the natural consequence of not having infinite resources. Plants and animals compete for resources at every level, blaming capitalism is a leap of logic that could reach the moon.
But anyway, it seems like you want people to be anarchical by nature, and are willing to fall into wishful thinking if needed. All I can add is that we grow hierarchical, little children understand the pecking order easily, and they know they’re at the bottom of the ladder, and the parents at the top. The favorite is between, but the grandparents are even higher than the parents. Anarchy is against our nature, and the nature of most social animals. If it is to be abolished, it better be very thoroughly, encause we’ll have to work against our tendencies.
We humans are animals too, more intelligent, but still pretty animalistic. Don’t discount ape instincts as if they didn’t apply to us.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If libertarian socialists are on the left and anarcho-capitalists are on the right what ideology is in the middle?English
1·5 months agoI can only agree with your last statement, encause IMO, people have three natural postures regarding hierarchy in their group:
- To compete for leadership/status.
- To follow the leader.
- Apathy.
I agree that apathy can dominate if life has become very comfortable, but a group struggling to survive will naturally form a hierarchy. Practically all human groups throughout history have formed some kind of hierarchy, no need to analyze mandrills.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If libertarian socialists are on the left and anarcho-capitalists are on the right what ideology is in the middle?English
2·5 months agoIf you’re going to argue, please don’t make people look up basic stuff, it’s a waste of everyone’s time.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If libertarian socialists are on the left and anarcho-capitalists are on the right what ideology is in the middle?English
3·5 months agoYou think too high of Eminem fans, or fans in general. A system that ignores the instinct of humans to follow or lead is doomed to fail without permanent, pervasive, and relentless (re)education. Call it aculturization if you want, but that is dangerously close to fascism.
An ideal education system would teach citizens to recognize these instincts as pernicious and illegal, just as the instinct to, for example, grope an attractive person. From time to time, someone will surely rediscover hierarchies, and that will be a test of resiliency for the New System.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.English
35·5 months agoConversely, empath the fuck up and don’t push your problems on someone who also has them. Both struggles, as minor as they could be, are valid.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Greece, Italy and France ignore ICC warrant as Netanyahu flies through airspace for Trump talksEnglish
6·5 months agoI’m going to eat a very spicy burger and play video games for 12 hours straight to see if that starts a class war.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How much money should one person realistically make or have?English
3·5 months agoOh, Ok. I was worried.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Op doesn't have time for interviewsEnglish
5·5 months agoYet they never explicitly state you’re allowed to make convenient assumptions. If the bulb was out of hand’s reach the problem would be unsolvable.
Assuming the electrician that wired the switches is in the room would be even a more out-of-the-box solution.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Op doesn't have time for interviewsEnglish
51·5 months agoThe biggest flaw is that it assumes you’ll add conditions you’re not explicitly told are allowed. Many, many problems in school would be trivial if changing the terms beyond what’s stated was allowed.

We call them “tlacuaches” in Mexico, from the Nahuatl tlacuatzin. According to their mithology, it stole the god’s fire, and brought it to the humans in its tail, that’s why it stayed furless.
Do you want to French kiss it now?