Thats how you know the guy probing you is an alien, they always hurry to be done by 7am.

Take a sweet bun that has a curd filling, cut it in half like a burger bun. Spread cream cheese on both sides. Add ham, cucumber, salad leaf. Serve with tarkhuna. This recipe might doxx me to my friends, because I always say to try it but nobody ever does.

Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

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Very well done sir, my greatest regards for this woderfull shitpost

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

And the duck needs to gave a very detailed human like face

Hit your broken marriage with a hammer, that usaly helps. Better?

Bob the builder hits stuff with his hammer to fix them…

Hit her with a hammer, that usualy helps

The dog is standing on cans so he would learn how to hold a pose for a dog competition, sad stuff.