I say shit in teams that I want them to read.

The Dacia Sandero-

When I was a boy,

I dreamed of being a television.

Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It’s agonizing.

I helped my buddy with a project during our freshman year and as my payment, he sent me a photo of his parking pass and its dimensions.

Better believe I used that fake pass alllllll year. Never got caught 'neither.

I did have a buddy get caught, though, and it was quite the fine.

When they said we have to get used to not owning our games, they really meant it! Can’t own it if it never comes out.

I’m glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol

They ended for about a month, a month and a half ago.

Which is why I never answer the phone.

Blombo solely because of the name.

Is that another term for “couch co-op” or is that a term used in Civ? I’ve never heard it used this way before, but it makes sense.

I didn’t know Bad Bunny was a dude until the whole Superb Owl outrage happened.

Can’t argue with that logic.

That’s also the thing. It came out in June. Prices will not go down. Everyone who wanted one already got one.

If I had done 64 instead of 32, I’d seriously be considering selling 32GB to upgrade my GPU right now.

I was about to say. I haven’t seen a YouTube ad in a decade between uBlock and Vanced. The updates are immediate.

Sure, but if they’re boomers and still couldn’t make it, I’m not sure what the issue was. The generation that took everything and then pulled the ladder up behind them should be stable in the modern day.

I’m really not trying to be an asshole here, but my experience with this is my girlfriend’s dad. A boomer who lives in his car. He lost his six figure job in the late 90s and then did nothing. He made no effort. He was a horrible father. My girlfriend’s mother died and he STILL never picked his life back up. And now he’s just become a nuisance in our lives. I have absolutely no sympathy for people like that.

Whereas my parents, also boomers of the same age, are retired and looking at finding their final home. All you had to do was keep doing what you’re doing.

Whereas us, now, that’s not good enough, anymore.

It is very hard for me for feel sympathy for the generation that got everything, when my friends and I are struggling to exist, and with decent jobs.

Oh yeah, watching my girlfriend play her Switch 1 now is agonizing. Her birthday is coming up and I think I know exactly what I’m going to be getting for her.

Games like Zelda now load so fast you can’t even see your stats on the loading screen. And ya know, that’s an okay problem to have.

I wonder if it’s because they had 10 million ready to go in June for launch so most people who wanted one got one then. Especially because it’ll never go down in price, why wait until the holidays unless you have kids?

I love mine. The FPS boost alone in Zelda and Pokémon made it worth it for me. Cheaper than the GPU I want for my computer too. Then again, I went all in on the Switch in 2017 after skipping the Wii U, so more performance is fine with me. I do wish there was more stuff announced, though.