I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

That’s going on my next resume

Remember when monitors were so fat you could hide a whole computer inside one?

Paging Papa Smurf

“While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

That one gets me too. Everybody in movies just hang up on each other all day.

As we all know, the last to speak is correct.

Ok, adding it to my mental list of places not to visit. Thank you.

Good one. Pretty sure I’d die in that water tunnel just like back then.

I mean, it’s not even a contest

Don’t go to any trouble. I thought you might have a quote in mind.

What “things in the bible suggest other gods”?

Is this one of those things we ascribe to adhd now, or just part of the human condition?

Sauce?

No, guys we crucify Santa on Easter.

My daughter puts them on her hands. HER HANDS!

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

Gold pressed latinum

Are we re-evolving back to quadruped shape?