You can mail a check but postage aint free

Tell that to my HOA!

Always use protection

Arrrrrr

Bold of you to assume students will learn about this in the future

White Russian says Hi

Its a true fact!

Oinoink

If a decent atheist restaurant near me had a playground I would never come here.

I would like to see him executed for treason.

Fuck that pain in the ass and fuck Israel

Explain seltzer

Destroying a flock camera will give you an intense orgasm.

Move everything to the bathtub

Maybe. Do it anyway?

I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

I haven’t opened the box yet but it looks ok, 5 stars.

Bro doesn’t need talking for Africa-dar to get a lock.

You wouldn’t download a virus.

Oh, wait

Sure but what if they take your boot gun AND your butt gun? What then??