Helo

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Cake day: August 14th, 2023

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  • I’m sure this one day boycott will be just as effective as the others were.

    If you want results you need to put in time and have a target. Conservatives didn’t boycott beer, they boycotted Bud Light. They didn’t do it for a day, they did it until Bud Light gave up. Say what you will about the “why” of it, but it was effective.


  • Vocally theres gonna be cracks as it deepens. It sucks, nothing to be done.

    There will be at least one wet dream if not more, Hydrogen peroxide soak, then wash with OxiClean should rock those stains as both are recommended for ‘protein’. Wash cold.

    Erections at random times will 100% happen. It’s expected.

    Acne will happen, body is a wreck of hormones. Use a new pillowcase nightly, do skincare, should largely be fine. If it gets wild prescription stuff might be needed.

    Thats all the big puberty stuff really, short of whether the quarterback or head cheerleader makes his pp into the big pp but thats a whole other discussion.



  • Next step down the line is friend group. If the homeys all say he smells like ass he’ll likely fall in line: The power of peer pressure. Of course if they also have fallen for whatever dudebro podcast dipshit logic kiddo has fallen for, then your next step is respected adult- Preacher/Teacher/Whatever other Male Role Model. It’s important that the respected adult be male since kiddo thinks its a manliness thing.

    You could also have the conversation of what kiddo thinks manliness actually entails and who embodies it, because that will likely also tell you a lot of things. If he’s idolizing Andrew Tate, for example, then hoo boy, you’re in for a time.



  • While the cause of many woes in our real society might be capitalism, in comic book Gotham its

    • The Illuminati made up of rich folks in the city using zombie dudes to do their bidding (Court of Owls)
    • The multiple Lazarus pits (2? 3? Not 100% there.) likely leaking into the water supply makin folks cray cray
    • The portal to hell under the Sanitarium leaking evil all over
    • The evil bat god trapped under the city also leaking evil all over
    • The evil warlock who was trapped under the city leaking evil all over
    • The evil swamp that spawned Solomon Grundy not too far outta town which probably is doing something

    Like don’t get me wrong… I’m sure socialized housing and the like would help but grand scheme of things? Cities kinda fucked in a way that is far beyond conventional solutions, without a real way to unfuck it.

    Also, for your amusement- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarky


  • My conjectures:

    Musk: Trans kid who disowned him for being shitty so obvipusly it must be trans peoples fault and not his.

    JKR: I firmly believe she’s selfhating in the closet trans. The equivalent to the homophobic pastor who eventually gets caught with the choir boy. We just haven’t seen the choirboy yet.

    Zuck: Not transphobic, just a sociopath (at worst) who will go whatever way the wind blows.