This has got to be Iron Maiden album art right?

However, even if it doesn’t, it’s a really fucked up thing to do because it’s conning people out of money using a scam.

So just the stock market then?

32 teams in the NFL, 15-16 games a week.

There’s approx. 240 different possible outcomes each week, chances that you land on the correct one twice in a row is near impossible.

So you wouldn’t be conning anyone, unless you were picking only one game each week, in which case you have a 50% chance and therefore no one would care if you got it right twice, an octopus can do that.

Further to the above, the sports gambling industry is huge, chances that you can offer something over and above what multi-million dollar betting agencies can offer is frankly absurd unless you’re an MIT Maths grad.

It’s tricky and of course context dependent. It’d be much easier if there was no apparent motive (massive debt, impending arrest, history of fraud etc). I’ve often thought a holiday to a developing country with porous borders would be your best bet. If you are in a western nation it’s quite difficult to disappear within your own borders, and it is hard to survive without an identity. Even then, most western nations will send someone/s to investigate your disappearance or pursue the matter via Interpol etc. Add to this your appearance is likely to raise attention if you are obviously not a local (in my case I am a white AF guy with tattoos who would not melt into the background in India). Further, no matter the money you have you ultimately want some type of identity and passport in case your current situation gets hot. In my scenario I would travel to country A using my legitimate credentials, then disappear (drowning is a good one, cheers Harold). I’d then leg it to the neighbouring country (country B) where I’d attempt to get a new identity using forgeries I’d already organised from another country different to my home. Once I can establish my identity in country B (residency over months/years etc) I’d then move to my final destination and keep my head down.

There’s plenty of stories of those who try to restart and get caught (Nick Rossi, John Darwin). Common thread is they don’t completely break from their previous life, or they move somewhere too obvious. Another key point is having to deal with some real sketchy people to make all of this happen properly. You’d essentially need to be smuggled across borders and acquire forged documents.

I’d be keen to hear others back-of-napkin plans.

Are those Haribo gummy bears, fuck yeah, score!

Right, so I know seals are descended from bears, but narwhals being cetaceans are more hippo like? So do we refer to narwhal meat using the same nomenclature as say beef, or is it it’s own thing?

You never met a passenger on a plane who needed to be euthanized for the benefit of everyone else?

How does he open it?

School buses are a thing, and no one would disagree with that I’d think.

Media server? NAS? Use it to run your sprinkler system?