Internet says there’s no admission, so I must have misremembered that part. We did look around the gift shop a bit.

My wife and I found ourselves near Mt. Rushmore by happenstance durin a road trip several years back. We knew the history, but stopped in to see it for ourselves. We found it to be extremely shitty and underwhelming. The natural area behind the monument was incredible, and I absolutely understand why the indigenous people believed this place to be sacred, but the front was small, tacky, and depressing. I wish I could refund our admission and give it to some chill natives at a gas station instead.

There was so much magic in this game. That soundtrack and overall atmosphere was incredible. I remember trying it in little bite-sized pieces at Toys R Us and the McDonald’s lobby and being really blown away.

I’m formally launching the #tellthem campaign.

That cat was born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusty scrap metal!

I maintain that if drug-sniffing dogs actually knew what it was that they were doing, none of them would be drug-sniffing dogs.

Wild how accurate this is. My five-year-old is tough as nails because we’ve never once overreacted to her having a spill. Always, always play it cool like nothing even happened. Smile and make light of it. “Holy smokes, kid! You’re like a tumbling monkey!” They’ll usually realize it was kind of funny.

Unless they get up and start bawling frantically, they’re neither hurt nor afraid.

I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.

When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.

You know, I went onto DALL-E/Bing Image Creator to the to generate a photo-realistic image of a slug partying beneath the stars, and that piece of shit does not know what a slug is. Every single prompt just gave me snails. But maybe they were disco snails.

Great video, BTW.

I love the night frame. He’s partying so hard out there by himself in his solitude beneath the stars.

Not that dry.

Wolf pussy just sounds dry as fuck.

This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.

I muttered this exact phrase today out of the blue, and now here it is.

Wish I could fuck that butt. That toad frog is the perfect shaped woman.

It’s wild if it is purely placebo, because I’ve given so many anecdotal cure supplements an honest shot throughout my life, and have ruled every last one of them out as either ineffective, or total horseshit. But the results I experience (as well as my wife, who is officially onboard with Echenacia now) are astounding.

Getting sick used to be a nightmare for me. I would always end up with a horrible sore throat and sinus infection that would inevitably go to my lungs and/or ears, and it would persist up to two weeks. Now I just shrug it off in a few days.

“Mom, is it because it’s not hetero sex talk, mom? Mom, this is me, your son, mom.”

I’m just gonna share this here and leave it up to people as to whether not to believe me, but when I moved to Canada I had gotten a really bad cold. An old lady I worked with asked me if I had ever taken Echenacia. Hadn’t heard of it. She said to start taking it at the first sign of cold symptoms and continue 3x daily like an antibiotic until the symptoms have cleared. No joke, every cold I’ve had since then (2017) has only lasted 4 days or less, and the symptoms are very manageable and mild.

It’s honestly the single most effective supplement I’ve ever entertained, and it’s relatively inexpensive to pick up in any pharmacy or supplement aisle.