Cartman

I’m assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.

Add this to the list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

✓ Stephen Miller

“A bad workman blames his tools.”

Just a thought: https://www.pellet-making.com/application/paper-pellet-machine.html

A man of culture.

When the forklift is in motion the forks should be 6 inches or less from the ground. That driver needs a firm talking to. Maybe even a written warning.

Creepy weird vs quirky weird

Your teeth only have so much enamel. Chewing gum rapidly wears that down.

The gum itself is abrasive. Think worn tire grooves in an old road surface.

It’s not the sugar, it’s the abrasive.

Brush, floss and mouthwash. Stay clear of gum and soda.

Hold my beer.

He was misquoted… it’s “fee speech”.

Babies’ diapers leak and the carts are almost never cleaned.

Micro-economics vs. macro-economics

He could do better.

I support the candidate that’s pro democracy.

Neutrinos travel in a straight line.