Someone from Germany or France or one of the other States should do that to take the piss.

/s

You can brew your own lager or whatever for cheap too.

Which is stipid, cause it’s one of those things that isn’t dangerous if you take the right precautions…like riding a bike with a helmet.

A couch is for life, not just for Christmas.

It might be just a story, but I’ve read several times about someone telling someone speaking Welsh in Wales “we speak English here”.

Yep. I like 12 degrees C with a decent chance of rain.

It has to be sat for a while, outside of certain temperatures, for that.

It’s quite warm in the north east of the U.K. at the minute, please do this to me.

What did you do?

I work in maintenance for a hospital trust, we’re a small team and everyone does everything. I use it for putting rawl plugs in, cause I can carry it in my pocket and it doesn’t need much force to put one of them in.

I use a claw hammer.

Sometimes I use a stubby claw hammer, which is also missing.

Oh dear god.

His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.

I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.

No, you’re right. They must missed a lot of info.

It’s a great idea. This is the shit side of it.

Appreciate I can come across as being pedantic but she was Queen of the U.K. and the fourteen commonwealth countries that still recognise her as head of state.

Truss probably met the Queen cause meeting HRH is a bollocks formal procedure that they go through to ask them if they can form a government.

Exactly what I was gonna say.

That mate is a jumbo sausage.