This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

Air quotes don’t count as exercise no matter how many sets you do.

I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

Well he said he was excited to get started.

The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

Like a buck-27.

Look for the black light specials.

I knew there had to be tit loans. I’ve gotta call my sister.

OMG

Right in the butt?

Same

I haven’t seen one like this but I am a little tired of looking at grainy traffic lights.

The words before those are necessary to know if I know what they mean. Know what I mean?

Something might pop up.

Fit together in perfect harmony.

This is almost non-cents.

Just a little caulking and you should be set.

He has bigger problems. His (and the house’s) “Best by” date was a month ago.

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