I’m not in love with the shape of you, egg.

Any way the moose goes, doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

Dillhenge

I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

Neither

I pronounce it data. Guess I thought everyone did.

Peeps are panicking.

It also ain’t easy bein’ cheesy…

This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

Air quotes don’t count as exercise no matter how many sets you do.

I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

Well he said he was excited to get started.

The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

Like a buck-27.

Look for the black light specials.

I knew there had to be tit loans. I’ve gotta call my sister.

OMG

Right in the butt?