I mean, the money’s not bad either 🤣 so I don’t have to worry so much about Christmas presents now

Good job bud 👍

I just got offered a new job after rage quitting a really bad one. I’ll be working with at-risk kids in a group home, basically a low security facility for kids who have either had run-ins with the law and need a second chance or who just don’t have anywhere else to go. I’m excited, for once I feel like I’m going to be doing work that’s actually important and not just making some wealthy idiot wealthier.

Yinz goin aht n abaht in dahntahn Picksburgh to watch da Stillers game?

Supermassive black hole in my ass

What if his head just, like, did that

American, and this is the correct answer

Oh Don Piano

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

It’s ads all the way down

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

…Can you burn a Luigi board?

Little Bobby Tables, we call him.

Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room

What in the cinnamon toast fuck

Hamlet 2