Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.

To really really love this film, you kinda have to be familiar with the era that this film came from. Specifically, the absolute love of money=success of the yuppie culture of the 80’s. Also, ultra violence was a big thing in movies from that time.

Coincidentally, “80 balls deep” describes your mom’s average Tuesday night

Your perception and outlook on time changes a lot.

Everything seems to go by faster. Waiting for something doesn’t seem that bad when it’s in terms of days instead of hours, weeks instead of days, months instead of weeks, years instead of months.

When making long term plans, “how long you think you’ll live” becomes more and more of a factor.

This is so me. I absolutely love Sriracha! I find it to be just the right level of spiciness for every day food. Doesn’t bother me at all. There’s plenty of other hot sauces out there that are just stupid hot and aren’t nearly as enjoyable

Hoes

The whole thing

Good call.

I literally grew up with these movies, so it’s hard for me to discern exactly what is considered “grindhouse” compared to just “low budget”?l. Here’s what I remember:

Attack of the killer tomatoes

Laserblast

Deathrace 2000

The Stuff

Deliverance

The Hidden

Dead Alive

Can you pay me in alcohol, or sexual favors? Or both?

To add to that, you don’t wash your produce before eating it?

I was not prepared for how good Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is!

If you like body horror, go watch The Substance. That movie brought back memories of when body horror used to be good (Videodrome, Scanners, Toxic Avenger, etc)

“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”

I’ve got one of these. They’re great for if you accidentally drop your pick.

They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can’t have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!

That’s why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!

Whatta Man in my ass

Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂

Well, this could not have worked out better…

Push It in my ass