The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too

Because trump is a fucking brain-dead narcissistic man-child moron? What more explanation are you expecting?

Astroglide

It seems that you need to go watch Tommy: A Rock Opera immediately

You know you’re supposed to use the bidet after you’re done pooping, right?

You could try the Dvorak layout? It’s optimized for fast typing. The most commonly used letters are on the home row. I’ve always wanted to try it

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle.

Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.

To really really love this film, you kinda have to be familiar with the era that this film came from. Specifically, the absolute love of money=success of the yuppie culture of the 80’s. Also, ultra violence was a big thing in movies from that time.

Coincidentally, “80 balls deep” describes your mom’s average Tuesday night

Your perception and outlook on time changes a lot.

Everything seems to go by faster. Waiting for something doesn’t seem that bad when it’s in terms of days instead of hours, weeks instead of days, months instead of weeks, years instead of months.

When making long term plans, “how long you think you’ll live” becomes more and more of a factor.

This is so me. I absolutely love Sriracha! I find it to be just the right level of spiciness for every day food. Doesn’t bother me at all. There’s plenty of other hot sauces out there that are just stupid hot and aren’t nearly as enjoyable

Hoes

The whole thing

Good call.

I literally grew up with these movies, so it’s hard for me to discern exactly what is considered “grindhouse” compared to just “low budget”?l. Here’s what I remember:

Attack of the killer tomatoes

Laserblast

Deathrace 2000

The Stuff

Deliverance

The Hidden

Dead Alive

Can you pay me in alcohol, or sexual favors? Or both?

To add to that, you don’t wash your produce before eating it?