Simple solution: turn on closed captioning.

You can still curse the morons that balance sound for movies/TV etc. while still getting all the dialogue in a movie.

I’m only supposed to do these things on the weekend? Thought this was a daily checklist.

To the shame corner with them!

I don’t. I’m not in a decision making position where having that knowledge would be beneficial. I’m here for a paycheck. Period.

Now that is a structurally sound butt plug. Just the kind of thing I’ve been looking for.

Like what? A customer management system? Accounting?

A Kevin Smith body horror movie. Yes, Kevin Smith of Clerks and Jay & Silent Bob fame.

Just that less than three wives and no happy ending for you.

At the very least a PR person.

When I had to go into an office for work I had three pairs of pants, exactly the same, and five collared shirts of different colors, a pair of shoes and a belt all dedicated to only being worn for work. Even kept then in a specific place in my closet segregated from non-work clothes. Getting dressed was fast and easy

With privatization of Medicare coming if Trumpert and company win they are STILL willing to sacrifice the old.

The thought crossed my mind to do that the actual device seemed more interesting.

This is a sheevaplug apparently.

Winnie the Pooh is a treasure trove of wonderful insights.

Watership Down and Animorphs. How the fuck did those books end up being kids books?

Winnie the Pooh

“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”

My phone screens pixels are so disorganized it can take hours before anything on it even makes remote sense.

Just put all the letters into an anagram solver.

LAME ASS DORKY

LA ME AS SD OR KY

You and your friends needed a YT channel called “Does it Waffle”.