Jojo

L stands for leap year, so that tracks.

There was a picture of him in the link you shared, he looks almost exactly like the director guy in that movie. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was the model they based it on

Kreacher really wants to be a good slave, he just wants to be a good slave for the bad guys. So it’s okay to abuse him, see?

…is Chuck Palahniuk the director of the Truman Show? The show?

That’s okay. Did you know it has sequels?

Just maybe don’t chew those ones.

They have a high alcohol diet?

I can post without images all the time, on boost on Android.

Hey, man, don’t shit on my corsets and hats.

They’re both so near zero as to be hardly worth considering.

The thing to think about is the fact that, in either case, ghost or alien are in any way especially indicated by the evidence. People don’t see something strange and conclude aliens because they have good reason to believe from the evidence that something traveled vast distances across space, but rather they simply don’t have anything good to believe right now.

Having unusual evidence that doesn’t seem to point at the simple, mundane explanation isn’t the same as having evidence that does point at a supernatural or extraterrestrial explanation

Maybe more like saying “you don’t have to be fastest to finish first if you get enough of a head start”?

Just rent a Cesna and fly straight there, they don’t stop you.

Sounds like a time machine. I’d love a time machine.

Lol @ just filling return envelopes with worthless dead weight

Two ways: first, you go to doctors offices and hospitals and give gifts to the person responsible for picking which version of this medicine to buy/prescribe.
Second, convince patients to ask for your version when they see their doctor by telling them on tv that it will make their life better or whatever

Giving tips is okay. Paying your employees less because you expect them to be tipped is stupid. Culturally requiring tips to make up the majority of a position’s income is ridiculous, but very difficult to change.

How can you see anything anymore?

Campaign contributions greater than $n from people and greater than $0 from corporations

Super PACs?

You can make a line break by ending your sentence with two spaces and then a line break.
Only using one space or none will instead treat the line break in your comment as just a space.
Ending a line on a \ will also make a new line

Two line breaks in a row while making your comment will make a paragraph break

I mean, only insofar as that’s true of anything illegal?