All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

Relevant SCP

Everything Bagel vibes

Anybody read Astrosaurs as a kid?

I turned her into a mind flayer. She seemed fairly happy.

Yeah I’m a bit of both. When I’m working, I always want the next challenge. When I’m at home, I’m quite content to just cease to exist

I was thinking that Horizon Forbidden West had fucked up again and set their PC release for the same day as Dragon’s Dogma 2.

But for once it actually worked out in their favour. Dragon’s Dogma 2 has an awful PC port, while HFW is running very well.

There’s a classic schoolyard game in which you would make that symbol (generally below waist height), and if you managed to get your friends to look at it you were allowed to punch them.

So OP has legal right to punch all of us.

“Rescue”

Great mood? Nah

Better mood? Yeah

Meme fits, cause I’m 25.

Angel: “Return the wallet, it’s the right thing to do”

Bear: “Remember, always maul with your front paws”

That’s why Master Oogway was so enlightened.

J’adore le fromage

Everybody when I started learning Norwegian. I dunno, I just felt like learning Norwegian.

And then it rained

Con lentitud poderosa

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn’t protect him when he fell.

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

I love how easily I parsed EABOD, despite not having seen it before

Classic Garret