Shit, Europe stole Hawaii

Do you bring your own chair to the original package?

Liar ahead

Well it’s not like the little girls make the cookies. Those are corporate cookies. AND THEY USED TO BE BIGGER. Damn shrinkflation.

I’m online but I ain’t paying you shit.

The bard had to learn to read at bard college though no? This is just a deception to get friendly with the barbarian

I guess I’m getting older. I used to always be the horniest person in the room. But nowadays I feel like the least horny dude. Especially around all Y’all

Read the overall instructions.

No, you answered 1. It was not a question.

This is a high quality post

Any taods?

Why did this image get the red circles added to the eyes?

Where is this for? Because I have an US class F license and I have never driven an Agricultural tractor in my life.

If 1 no else if 2 yes else if 3 no…

That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

Bard owls when Humans invented Shakespeare

In my experience it’s eel that’s the ‘dragon’. Although one place around here has fucking chicken in it.

Yeah sounds like it just encourages the ragebait

Shit man, I consider any collared shirt semi-formal

Up to the 3ds games there was always a way to trade pokemon at least 1 generation up (red to silver, silver to ruby, etc) if they continued that trend it should still technically be possible. But eventually you’ll get to a point where it will take long to trade pokemon up than it takea for a new game to come out.