I like how you can actually leave it empty, or alternatively choose ‘intentionally blank’.

Move beyond the sins of our ancestors? Like in slaughtering even more people even more horribly?

They were probably fully booked on their normal rooms, and then they moved you to a higher grade room.

Don’t need firefighters if fires are banned

That’s how it should be!

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Order Donuts 500 times a year? They should have called that Diabetes.

You should get an award for doing meticulous and careful research.

I guess I’m too old for this. Or is this funny?

Lady

That’s why Santa is always so red!

Cool, so I can use pinepods to sync antennapod across devices? That’s awesome!

That sounds awesome!

I’m currently using antennapod. Do you think I can switch already? Can I import my antennapod history?

Corporate metric improved: people spend more time in our stores now!

Is this real?

I can recommend NixOS. It’s quite simple if your wanted application is part of NixOS already. Otherwise it requires quite some knowledge to get it to work anyways.

Next panel:

Customer: “maybe I’m a bad lawyer” Clerk: “then why should I be afraid?”

One more panel:

Customer: leaves angrily

Depends on culture I guess.

The “murder weapon” likely refers to the hurt feelings of the person making the advance.

Answering “thank you” to “I love you” is a polite way to deal with unwanted advances of another person. The reaction emoji under the message is commonly interpreted as “thank you”.