Pokémon GO: touch grass ✅ Pokémon Sleep: touch pillow ✅ Now we just need Pokémon Rent so we can afford kids 😂

Ah yes, readable code… if you’re fluent in Ancient Developer.

The real miracle isn’t Word’s features, it’s how it’s still the default after decades of collective pain.

Drug tests are expensive theater. If the goal is accountability, audits and transparent reporting actually work.