Senex

Hostile Hostel

I just bought a car and my wife keeps wanting me to look at all the “final notice” crap we keep getting. I told her if it isn’t from our insurance company then toss it.

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston S. Churchill

Currently reserving my place in Hell for laughing at this.