I learned more about how computers work from them than I did in all my schooling.

Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.

I imagine dealing with developers is similar.

The voters have enough guns to challenge their authority.

Pirate ships were anarchist combat collectives. They’d probably work like that.

This is not unlike how pirate ships worked

At 4:30 pm on my last day at my previous job my boss asked me to email a customer something.

I left that shit on read

A plumbus

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

As someone who supports vaccines but opposes adulthood I’m torn on this

“This is a collect call from ‘mompracticeisoverpickmeup’ do you accept the charges?”

The best way I’ve heard it said was “if a woman can make a baby in nine months, then nine women should be able to make a baby in one month, right?”

There’s a universe where the Christmas Truce of 1914 has held to this day and I wish I was in it.

That’s what sharpies are for

Plus a good ol Dixon Ticonderoga can write on stuff other than paper. About the only time I use a pencil is when doing carpentry and mechanical ones just snap.

Back in the late 20th century, Alton Brown mentioned how it might be hard to find things like soy sauce or ginger at grocery stores.

Tastykake’s Butterscotch Krimpets changed overnight when they got bought. They’re mealy and don’t have enough butterscotch flavor.

They did warn humanity, but they talked to the only sane human on the planet who couldn’t convince anyone else.

What else are they supposed to do?

Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.

I’m all for some barbecue

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.