Just because something is AI slob it doesn’t mean it’s not real!

(Paraphrasing my mom.)

Elvanse for getting up, weed for coming down. 👍

Good luck to you for the next decade. I have a Fairphone for my job and it’s an absolute pile of (responsibly produced) garbage. It would be way easier to use a Pixel for 10 years than this sluggish outdated mess is.

Can someone explain what is a subreddit!?

Cruising for pussy

That’s what she said.

I would call myself religious. I’m not speechless. I agree. So this is more like: How to leave conservative dickheads speechless.

Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.

Any oh so funny joke with ‘ADHD’ and ‘squirrel’ misrepresents what ADHD is. And it fucking annoys me.

And it probably misrepresents squirrels too.

Still better than living in a dictatorship straight away.

You have to divide the feet value by 3.28084.
0/3.28084=0.

So it’s 0 meters. There you go.

Shrimp is bugs always

Yes and you know what else sucks?

Uwu can we start a war pretty please? (Totally not a war tbh, just a preventative strike.) (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ

Lamp of the free…

Back when I was in school they told me I was supposed to enjoy my youth and that it would be about the best time of my life. What they actually did was to demotivate me regarding my future. School was hell. Life is much better nowadays.

Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!

Woah there, what’s the algorithm going to think!!?!1

👆 Chili

Eew, definitely not!